stanglvr
Joined: 07 Jul 2007 Posts: 715 Location: Lake Greenwood SC
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:41 pm Post subject: A Farmer |
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A farmer in South Carolina was watering his cattle one day, and he heard the faint sound of music nearby. As he searched for the source, he noticed that the sound grew louder as he drew nearer to the tail end of one of his cows. He put his head up to her hind end and lifted her tail and was amazed to hear the Clemson fight song!!! Excited by this discovery, he loaded the cow into a trailer and immediately took her to the Veterinarian. When the Vet asked him what was going on, the farmer told him. The Vet lifted up her tail and the sounds of the Clemson fight song came out. He casually agreed that he heard the Clemson fight song also but did not seem particularly moved by the event. The farmer looked at him and said, "Man, this is incredible! How can you listen to that and not be amazed and excited?" The Vet replied, "Mister, I'm a Gamecock fan, and I've been listening to assholes singing that song my entire life!"
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